Pilgrim Boner

What is Pilgrim Boner?

1) A guy dressed as a guy from Panic! at the Disco who has a huge sack.

2) What happens when Thanksgiving meals turn your dad on.

Upon observing the bulge in my father's pants that November day, I knew he had a Pilgrim Boner.

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Sploinge

1. The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces "Darn, I dropped my sponge!" "I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!..

Lameburger

1. something that fucking sucks Jeez, last weekend was lameburger...

Absolutely Smack

1. A phrase meaning "unbelievably cool", "hella tight", and can be used when a good occurence takes place. Chick: Dude..

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