What is Pilgrim Boner?
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1) A guy dressed as a guy from Panic! at the Disco who has a huge sack.
2) What happens when Thanksgiving meals turn your dad on.
Upon observing the bulge in my father's pants that November day, I knew he had a Pilgrim Boner.
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