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when you go into a shop and they give you ALL of your change in 1p, 2p, 5p and you just wanna kill them
tesco dude : here's your c..
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Farting with full knowledge that it could cause you to crap your pants. This has a 1 in 12 probability of occurring. If you roll snake e..
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when two girls and a guy are participating in a sexual act. the guy shits in one girls ass-hole. then the other girl lies underneath her..