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The old guy who lives in the bottom of a castle who herds all the turds from the septic tank to the moat.
Bob hated his job as a Gong F..
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Masturbation of the highest form!
Mom: What are you doing in there?
Daughter: Playing With Barbies
See masterbation, sex, plastic..
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a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)
me and my buds went to this k-..