What is Pilkington?
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A Pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. Carl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' friend and works alongside Ricky and Steve Merchant (The Office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. He has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from Ricky and Steve.
"Why buy Africans a goat for Christmas? It's just another mouth to feed and the goat won't like being in Africa anyway" Carl Pilkington
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A middle-aged small headed man known as cleeeeeeve. also has a fur burger of a wife. cleeve as also likes to be gaynaded.
Man pilkington's gay
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When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.
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Self-absorbed in the extreme. This two faced ogre enjoys to play down others feelings and make the most of being an absolute dick.
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When a woman is being a moody bitch.
"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"
"Just stay clear man. She must be in re..
