Pillow Miner

What is Pillow Miner?


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A guy who often masturbates by humping pillows.

Ted: What're those white stains on your pillow?

Bob: Oh, its just hair gel.

Ted: Sure thing, pillow miner.

See pillow, miner, masturbate, masturbating, jackin, jack off


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