What is Pillow Of Gold?
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A classic prank where a man pisses all over his significant other's pillow when she heads to the bathroom during the night. Extra points are awarded when the pisser had eaten asparagus for dinner.
My girl was whining all night about god knows what but I got my revenge when I fluffed her a pillow of gold ripe with asparagus.
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A rejection of a romantic advance; derived from the song "Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando and Dawn.
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