What is Pillsbury?
1.
Handle given to particularly large, violent males when described in relation to their significant other.
"I didn't remember her name, but I know her boyfriend is a total pillsbury, and he'd probably sunset flip my head right off"
"It began with an 'S', and yeah he would"
2.
Money. Pillsbury makes products necessary for making dough, and dough is another term for money. Hence, Pillsbury.
Daddy, why are you going to work?
Gotta make that pillsbury, son.
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3.
To poke or prod another individual's gut with an extended index finger, after which the victim is expected to emit a high pitched "tee-hee."
I began to pillsbury your mother like she had a whole tray of crescent rolls in the oven.
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4.
adj.
A woman's ass that is well rounded, well shaped, and firm.
Not overly ghetto huge, but not small either.
Derived from 'Pillsbury Doughboy' cinnamon buns. Where the buns are warm, look tasty, and are always perfect.
Guy 1: Damn! Did you see the ass on that girl?
Guy 2: Naw. How'd it look?
Guy 1: That shit was pillsbury homie!
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5.
Money. Originates from the word
I just bought a
crib ! I gotta make that Pillsburyson !
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6.
n. Money. Comes from the word
I just bought a new
crib ! I gotta make that pilsbury son!
