What is Pimp My Ride?
1.
A weekly lesson in the economics of the negro. That somehow it makes more sense to take a 1973 Chevy Luv pickup that's held together with duct tape and bailing wire and, instead of fire-bombing the piece of shit and collecting the insurance money, you spend about $85,000 painting, buying new wheels & tires, & putting a body kit on the outside. But you don't stop there - you put 14 plasma screens, a fish tank, DJ turntable, a stove, washing machine, barber chair, massage table, popcorn popper, dance floor, and putting green inside it. In some strange way, this is the best way to use the cash, and just buying another, newer car is not.
MTV Dummy: Yo xzibit, when you're done whoring yourself out hocking deodorant (which you likely don't wear), will you pimp my ride?
X: Naw, beeyotch! We can't pimp that ride, it's only 4 years old & you can still see paint on it. Leave it out in the sun for a year or so, gets you some dents in it & we see.
2.
MTV's copycat version of the popular PBS show "Build me a Niggermobile."
Yo beeyotch!! They tooked my '72 Caddy & added a Landau roof & spinners. That she-it is tight, booyyeeeee!!
3.
excellent show for car enthusiasts. even my 35 year old marketing teacher watches it. fish tanks installed, waterfalls installed in cars, lamborghini doors on hondas, what will they do next?
I'm going to see if I can get my '88 Plymouth Reliant on Pimp My Ride.
Xzibit: Negro, please.
4.
A stupid show that is fun to watch on MTV. They take some ones broke down old car and repair the outer parts of it and interior. and usally add one ridiculously stupid part like a mini basket ball court in there trunk or a fooze ball table. Hosted by rap star xzibit (X to the Z) and the employees of West Coast Customs.
man-Yo did you check out that dudes ride?
Girl-Yea xzbit pimped it
Man- Ah nice (grabs part of womens shit and pulls on it once) Youve been pimped!
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5.
pimp my ride: a tv show that feels the need to put tv's in every part of the car
you got tv's IN YO BUMPERS
thanks pimp my ride
i always wanted tv's in my steering wheel
6.
A slick MTV car show that proves that highly talented people CAN polish a turd. This raises the question "SHOULD someone polish a turd?"
"See that Pimp My Ride where they made that Escort look like a BMW? Them guys are so good they DID polish a turd!"
7.
a hot tv show hosted by xzibit.
did you see that new episode of pimp my ride, that guy got a fishtank in his car
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