Pimpature Edit Meaning

1. The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Us..

1. The indecision that one experiences when presented with the decision of whether to masturbate or to indulge in food. Jonesy suddenly fo..

1. When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet..