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A person who usually goes by the name of Matt, that is a slave of the cock.
Matt is a cum guzzeling, snowballin', carpet bagging, ..
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When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned ..
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A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack..