What is Pimpledick?
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A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.
Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."
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A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.
Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't..