Pimpledick

What is Pimpledick?

A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.

Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"

Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."

Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."

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