Pimplify Edit Meaning

1. An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen. My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I..

1. An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna. "Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?&quo..

1. A pejorative term implying that the insultee is thirteen years old and thusly having the mental age of a thrteen-year-old. They from the..