What is Pimputer?
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A computer which is mainly used for watching porn and for online dating. It is not an inherent quality in the computer itself, rather, it's the way the user uses the computer.
First person: Dude! I spend most of my time on the pimputer!
Second person: You should get a job.
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A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.
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a fart, or series of farts prior to dropping a Griffey.
Pete Dick: "I love my Griffey Junior!"
Jen: "What are you rambl..