What is Pimputer?
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A computer which is mainly used for watching porn and for online dating. It is not an inherent quality in the computer itself, rather, it's the way the user uses the computer.
First person: Dude! I spend most of my time on the pimputer!
Second person: You should get a job.
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the ability to jack off with either hand
Person1: Hey I heard you broke you arm. Are you going to have any problems with, uhh, stuff?
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