What is Pinch A Loaf?
1.
take a dump
be right back, gotta pinch a loaf
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2.
to defecate(see also
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
3.
take a shit
4.
A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
5.
to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
6.
Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"
"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
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7.
(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
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