What is Pinch A Snickers?
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The act of excreting feces with the desired result of finding a 'Snickers-like' substance (solid, symmetrical, chocolate-like in color, but unlikely to include nuts) in the toilet. Generally speaking, all things being equal, it's the kind of poo-passing performance that you'd typically enjoy at home or on the road.
Patient - "Dr. Curran, I feel as though I must pinch a snickers"...
Doctor - "I prescribe two thumbs up! Good job and good luck!"
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