Pinch Hitter

What is Pinch Hitter?


1.

Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.

Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.

Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.

See alternate

2.

When a guy/girl cannot fuck the person s/he REALLY wants to fuck that night, they call in a pinch hitter.

"Bob was my pinch hitter last night because Adam wasn't answering his phone"

See booty call, second choice, second rate

3.

1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits

2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.

"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."

"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."

See Kyle


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