Pinch My Squid

What is Pinch My Squid?

To masturbate, especially while listening in on a conference call.

“Do you think she could talk sexy so I can pinch my squid?"

See masturbate, choke the chicken, beat the meat

Aftergood

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Jesus Ham

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