Pinch My Squid

What is Pinch My Squid?

To masturbate, especially while listening in on a conference call.

“Do you think she could talk sexy so I can pinch my squid?"

See masturbate, choke the chicken, beat the meat

All Good

1. Everything is sanguine. Generally a reassurance, rather than an independant statement. Lady-friend: My god! We'll all be killed! ..

1/4 Inch Sneak

1. When bangin' the bejesus outta your girl you in one swift motion pull out and plung it in her arse. Also know as the ALLIOOP or COM..

Volleytard

1. Someone who joins a game of volleyball with total ignorace of the game's rules. I had to leave...Volleytards took over the game. ..

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