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A phone call made whilst masturbating.
Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.
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Used to describe an overly-protective, paranoid parent.
"My mom is so depressingly parentnoid; she won't let me walk more tha..
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Female Condom, its french
My boyfriends doesnt like to wear a condom, so i use a Vaginalprotectoralis..