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Having had a vasectomy.
Don't worry, I am vasectomized.
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When an apartment building's water is out due to street construc..
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This guy is a prick (hence the name)
GUY 1 : omg look over there
GUY 2 : where?
GUY 1 : there look, its mik the prick
See johno..