Pineapple Monster

What is Pineapple Monster?

1.

A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.

Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!

Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"

Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."

Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"

See monster, internet, crazy, lol
87

Random Words:

Canadian Cold Front
1. The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants. My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Fro..
Read more
I Love How
1. when you hate something you say this. I love how that stupid bitch annoys the hell outa me See bitch, annoying, irritating, sarcasm..
Read more
Vasqueam
1. A man who front's as a bad ass but every time he's confronted on something he claims he can do, Makes excuses an cry like a 13..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free