Pineapple Monster

What is Pineapple Monster?

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A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.

Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!

Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"

Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."

Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"

See monster, internet, crazy, lol
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