What is Piney?
1.
A person who lives in the Pine Barrens of Southern New Jersey and is given to wearing unbuttoned flannel shirts with Lynyrd Skynyrd or Molly Hatchet tour shirts underneath. Most frequently sited in Southern Ocean County and environs. Known for yelling, "Freebird!" whenever they are in the audience at a live concert in the hope that there are other Skynyrd fans there that they can hook up with to drink beer and fight with later. To date, no band has actually ever played Freebird at the request of a Piney.
There's a bunch of pineys partyin' up at the forge tonight.
2.
in it's simplest, least derogatory form, used as a general description of anyone who lives west of Route 9.
Oh yeah, he's a piney!
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3.
An instrument to smoke weed which is crafted from the finest of pineapples. Achieving that sweet and sour smoke your mumma loves. This, in turn also makes you shit your pants like a mutha.
Person 1 - Hey man have you taken a hit from that fucking piney yet?
Person 2 - yeah man I had it just then, I shat my pants and then had a dream about you on a pedestal waving your fist at a large audience. Talking abou the "dangers of marijuana"
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4.
A in-bread, bearded, backwoods, dirty faced hick native to the Pine Barrons of Southern New Jersey.
Look Ma that Piney ain't got no teeth.
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5.
Alternate word for the flower "peony"
Look at them pineys mom!
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6.
the spot between your penis and your hiney.
Please baby, lick my piney.
