Piney Porridge

What is Piney Porridge?


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The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.

Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.

FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.

I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.

Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!

The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.

Woman: I'm not swallowing that!

Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!

See piney, porridge, pork sword, johnson, dinkle, juice, jiney, chavs, sock, anus, pie, goldilocks, PennyPicker


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