Ping Pong

What is Ping Pong?


1.

The greatest non-video game past time on the face of the 3rd planet.

You: dood, lets go play some ping pong, damnit.

See Beanchan

2.

A sexual act involving three people. One person is on all fours while they are fucked in the mouth as well as the ass or vagina. Usually takes place with two men as the ''paddles'' and one woman as the ''ball''. The paddles knock the ball back and forth. The men knock the woman back and forth.

Any combination of males and females can be utilized during this act based on the sexual interests of those partaking. However if a man is the 'ball' the option of a ''paddle'' fucking the vagina is emlininated. In this case only the mouth and anus may be used...unless you're into some crazy shit.

John and Pete ping-ponged the shit out of Laura!

3.

another word for table tennis

Ping pong, or table tennis, is a game for two to four people played on a table with a ball and small paddles.

See games, table, tennis, ping-pong

4.

a game for those who want all the excitement and aspects of tennis without moving all that much.

unless you are amazing, then you stand 13 feet from the table and wail away at the ball and by some miracle the thing goes in.

kevin- hey, doug lets go play ping pong all day long so we can be awesome like those guys who can stand 13 feet from the table

doug-yeah ok!

See ping pong, pong

5.

the leetest sport on the entire planet. Played with paddles, a table, and balls.

Dude, I am so good at ping pong.

See ping, pong, table, tennis, leet

6.

A politically incorrect generic given name for a person of Asian ancestry.

Me: Upon leaving the laundromat, the clerk said, "Sank you most honorable man, come gain wheel soon."

Friend: What was her name?

Me: I don't know, Ping Pong?!?

See chink, chinaman, gook, jap, slant-eye, ling-ling, hirohito

7.

the playing with balls on a table.....(punage)

A game that consists of a table, (around 7 foot in size) two small bats (usually inches in diameter) a small hollow white ball (plastic and nylon) and two players.

the score goes up to 21 (or 14 depends on how long you want to play for) and the only acception to this is when it is 20-20 (or 13-13) then it is the first person to win by 2 points.

there is also beer pong. which is much more fun but i cba to explain :)

dude! ping pong rules!


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