Ping-ball

What is Ping-ball?


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n. A game played in a raquetball court by three super awesome dudes with a ping-pong ball and 3 ping-pong raquets.

Rules:

1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.

2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.

3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"

4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.

5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.

Hey dude, let's go play ping-ball at the rec unless somebody else has the court.


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