What is Pingry?
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There are two Pingry Schools: one in Short Hills, NJ, the other in Martinsville, NJ.
While Pingry may seem a harmless & friendly learning environment, it's actually evil. You fit in or you don't. The workload is like child labor. Money is poured into useless stuff, like a Middle School. Keep the midgets in the basement, for chrissake.
But Pingry has its upsides. There are shiny, odd-shaped things on the ceilings. If you avoid the meat and fish, the food is quite good. You may even find somebody who hasn't been zombified by pop culture! Fancy that.
Outside of Pingry, visitors may gawk at the horrible wastes of money that we proudly present. A huge-ass clock tower that's green, not blue; a very ugly courtyardish thing; neglected playing fields surrounded by nice sidewalks, and snotty white kids who are a waste of space and probably paid their way in.
2.
The feeling of having to urintate.
Used the same way as "hungry"
I just drank a gallon of water and now I'm so pingry!
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3.
In the state of having to pee (i.e. pingry is to peeing as hungry is to eating)
"I hope there's a commercial break soon -- I'm getting pingry!"
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4.
A gentle, peaceful, yet curious individual who defies the male standard as we know it. Look past the delicate, brittle, tanned skin, chin-length wispy grey mane and absurdly white dental caps and you have sitting, legs crossed on a yacht off the coast of Long Beach, the true incarnation of an enigma.
I got a free steak dinner thanks to Pingry. I'll never understand how it happened.
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5.
a group of rich prep kids. yea we are rich and we know it. everyone who goes here is upper class and is either really smart or so rich that they can buy their way in. our sports teams are amazing but at preppy sports like soccer, lacrosse, field hockey, swimming, hockey, and track. we can party hard and ya get over it kids drink. but you know what we can control it.
this is a private school not a public school so the boys are hot but in a preppy jock kinda way. and the girls are even hotter. but unliike public school they do not dress like sluts. we come from old money and are classy. if you dont wear designer clothing bascially dont even come. and if you think that you cant tell the kids who are on scholoarship. you can. they stick out like a soar thumb.
we rock the dress code, the honor code, our morning school assemblies with speakers from around the world, and rock at life.
all of our parents are CEO's, presdients, editors, or just plain famous and we can get whatever the hell we want.
we're rich, young, and hot and we know it
hey your rich and hot...you must go to pingry
why yes i do!
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6.
the only school where its cool to be a nerd
yes, i am a dork, and yes, i do get all A+'s but its okay because i go to pingry
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7.
A place where they give free bag pipe lessons.
Hey lad, I'm goin to Pingry now, they give me free bag pipe lessons.
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