What is Pining For The Pork Sword?


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When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?

Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.

Dolan: What up with the chick scene?

Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.

Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?

Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.

Dolan: Typical nite in the port.

Fav: Yup.

See need, want, scabbard, blade, crease, Fav


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