What is Pink Panther?
1.
An extremely annoying person who tries to force their views onto everyone else without listening to anyone else, calling their opinion "superior". Derived from the Neowin member of the similar name.
That guy just pulled a Pink Panther
Shut up, you Pink Panther!
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2.
A heterosexual male who uses a homosexual manner to pull women. This is used to such an extent that many people suspect him to be gay.
-Did you see how camp that bloke was, he must be gay.
-Nah, he's just a pink panther.
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3.
Two people must be engaging in oral sex. Whoever is receiving the deed must act swiftly and shove the givers head down towards the anal cavity. The receiver will then proceed to drop ass in the givers face, resulting in him or her getting pink eye. (for extra pleasure, foreshadowing the event, hum the pink panther tune prior to the dropping of ass)
Hey did you see Jenny got pink eye? I gave her the pink panther last week.
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4.
a less common term for the penis
"Yo man, how was your new girlfriend in bed last night?"
"Dude, my pink panther tore her to shreds. She couldn't handle it!"
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5.
the reverse shocker while making the sound of a dieing panther mostly used as a warm up for ass to mouth
pink panther
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6.
When you finish taking a shit but realize that you are out of toilet paper. This results in one having to awkwardly shuffle around with ones pants down to find toilet paper while avoiding getting faeces on nearby surfaces such as the floor. This is called a Pink Panther because the objective is not to be seen. One can even hum the tune of the Pink Panther movies to add to the feel of espionage on their journey to the cupboard, or in the worst case, the corner store.
1. I pulled a Pink Panther at school, I had to get all the way downstairs to the janitors closet without being seen.
2. Grandma tried pulling a Pink Panther, but fell down a flight of stairs and broke her hip.
3. I had to pull a Pink Panther last night, working under the cover of darkness is easy, until you grab sandpaper.
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7.
A woman's genital area usually with many pubic hairs, since panthers have fur.
Vaginas are pink, hence Pink Panther.
Bob: Check it out, Cindy isn't wearing underwear!
Dale: Nasty, check out that furry pink panther!
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