Pink Starfish Edit Meaning

1.

1) a healthy anus

2) asshole that is safe to fuck; will not put you at risk for poop-cock

I strained on the can, but my pink starfish merely winked at the mirrored pool below

2.

opposite of brown starfish

We spent the day combing the beach, looking for pink starfish to stab.

3.

1. an asshole

2. Patrick, a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants that lives in Bikini Bottom and wears green and blue swim trunks on a regular basis. (Highly suspect connection to definition number one... maybe a joke being played on parents who let their kids watch this show?)

Patrick is a pink starfish.