What is Pinto Tucker?
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An infamous archaeologist, who is most famous for his work in Incan and Aztec artefacts, he is in many ways likened to a living Indiana Jones, or a male Lara Croft. Born in the UK, he is now a A-list celebrity even though he has had very little media coverage.
He has written books such as "The essential guide to shooting a monkey!" as a slightly satirical look on his adventures, and annoyances of the wildlife he has encountered.
"Pinto Tucker is the most influential man in the modern world today, he's been through so much but still lacks the arrogance of many a traveller, but retains the warmth and humour of a best friend!" - Nelson Mandela
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