What is Pinto Tucker?
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An infamous archaeologist, who is most famous for his work in Incan and Aztec artefacts, he is in many ways likened to a living Indiana Jones, or a male Lara Croft. Born in the UK, he is now a A-list celebrity even though he has had very little media coverage.
He has written books such as "The essential guide to shooting a monkey!" as a slightly satirical look on his adventures, and annoyances of the wildlife he has encountered.
"Pinto Tucker is the most influential man in the modern world today, he's been through so much but still lacks the arrogance of many a traveller, but retains the warmth and humour of a best friend!" - Nelson Mandela
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Someone you think is having sexual relations with a chair.
Brad Palkovich lit his 4 inch penis on fire, what an ass fucking titty nigge..
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Sideburns (often gross ones) that a man grows while participating in No-Shave November.
See Novembeard
"Dude, feel my novemburns!..
