Pinworm

What is Pinworm?


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A parasitic intestinal worm infection affecting a mere 200 million people worldwide, including a third of the USA. They can be diagnosed by surprising them at night with a flashlight, or by placing a sticky piece of cellophane tape against your rectum, as follows:

# Preparation

1. Clear Tape (e.g. Scotch Tape). Avoid Magic tape or Package Tape

2. Flashlight

3. Assistant to spread buttocks apart

# Timing of test

1. Perform immediately after awakening

2. Repeat test on 3 consecutive days

# Technique (performed by family at home)

1. Roll tape around 4 fingers of hand, sticky side out

2. While assistant spreads buttocks:

- Identify involved perianal area with flashlight

- Touch involved perianal area with tape 1-2 times

3. Place Tape on a slide with clean side down

4. Trim tape, label slide and bring to clinic

Rob: "She was hot but I wasn't so keen on going anal."

Jim: "OMGWTFBBQ, not so keen on going anal?!?!"

Rob: "Yeah, nice ass and all that, but I couldn't get past the whole pinworm thing"

Jim: "Hmmm... apart from that, how is your mum anyway?"

See flashlight, anus, tape


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