Pipism

What is Pipism?

An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.

Pipism in action:

"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"

OR

"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"

See contradiction, oxymoron, paradox

Marmite Mongerer

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Quadfuck

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Jambo’ed

1. The process of grabbing hold of a cadets testicles in order to win a game of last man standing Cadet1: he’s got me nuts!!! He’s got me ..

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