Pipism

What is Pipism?

An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.

Pipism in action:

"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"

OR

"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"

See contradiction, oxymoron, paradox

Elaf

1. brock's word for leaf, it is a leaf, but a magic leaf the elaf fell to the ground in the magic forest. See leaf..

Anti-lay

1. A person who has next to zero chance of ever knowing what a vagina feels like (i.e. will never get laid). Just being around an anti-lay ..

Stoutland

1. 1. An individual that lacks the brain power, ambition, or down right common sense to teach. 2. see slut Student 1: "Yo, did we ha..

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