Pipism

What is Pipism?

An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.

Pipism in action:

"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"

OR

"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"

See contradiction, oxymoron, paradox

Ufly

1. Pronounced Uh-Flee. Original alternative to fugly. Short for "Ufcking Ugly." Derived from the word ufck, which is a commonly ..

Pull Up A Stool

1. when needing a poo ,the act of sucking the brown stuff back up using the anus muscle. used in time of not being able to take a shit. h..

Vagina Lizard

1. Someone who's life consists of getting nookie A guy who is only interested in sex I saw Javier hitting on Gertrude this morning a..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Pipism Edit Meaning