Pipism

What is Pipism?

An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.

Pipism in action:

"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"

OR

"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"

See contradiction, oxymoron, paradox

Ninja Fag

1. a person acting like a ninja but he fucking cant hes a ninja fag, oh my god... faggot See ninja, fag, retard, loser, person..

Bonus Time

1. The typically brief period of mild drunkenness that occurs the morning/afternoon after a night of good drinking. Bonus time can be longe..

Yeawesome

1. Stating that someone who isn't cool actually is, in order to be sarcastically bashing to them. Man, that idiot sure is freaking ye..

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