Pipism

What is Pipism?


1.

An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.

Pipism in action:

"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"

OR

"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"

See contradiction, oxymoron, paradox


15

Random Words:

1. Informal medical acronym used to describe belligerent patients who argue and refuse treatment. Stands for "Alright mother fucker, ..
1. Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling t..
1. Good, superb, OMFG NIZE quz is liek teh best 1. Good, superb, OMFG NIZE quz is liek teh best..