Pipism

What is Pipism?


1.

An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.

Pipism in action:

"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"

OR

"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"

See contradiction, oxymoron, paradox


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