Pipism

What is Pipism?

An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.

Pipism in action:

"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"

OR

"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"

See contradiction, oxymoron, paradox

W.o.r.m.

1. "What Obama Really Meant" -- a rationalization for a controversial statement by Barack Obama. Originally a fictitious game sh..

Clockslack

1. slipping behind in your schedule I didn't get the report in on time due to suffering an attack of clockslack See delayed, tardy, ..

Hunnet

1. How a Ghetto black man says the word "hundred" 'Aye bruh bruh i got two HUNNET dollas freal freal" See black, slan..

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