Pipism

What is Pipism?

An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.

Pipism in action:

"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"

OR

"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"

See contradiction, oxymoron, paradox

Tuesdified

1. the state in which one is in great emotion of any kind over the happenings or typical occurances of the day tuesday After putting off h..

Zaffron

1. a hoe with blonde hair, that is dumb as a door knob. Also known as easy and likes it in the butt. But is a munckin and loved. Example a..

Quafia

1. a mafia of females all farting from inside their vagina do you hear that quafia over there? god that stinks See quaf, quife, queaf 1...

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