What is Pipism?
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An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.
Pipism in action:
"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"
OR
"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"
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ye olde word for "the act of being a bag of douce."
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a person who enjoyes the sensation of having their cell phone on vibrate in their front pocket
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