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you love yourself, men, women, animals, and inanimate objects
i walk into a room and fuck myself, my wife, my manwhore, my african elep..
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a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction
I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Pis..
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1. The act of fully inserting one's head between two cushions, upside-down with legs in the air on a leather couch for sexual pleas..