Pirate

What is Pirate?


1.

The Pirate is an oft misunderstood individual who can be seen absolutely pwning everyone around him/her. Well versed in the arts of cheekiness, deceit, extortion(sp), theft, blackmail, smarmery, and crazy acrobatic sword and or knife fighting. The pirate always lands on his feet, and always wins, even when you think not. naturally hates the ninja, as ninjas are overated far too serious for their own good.

the most 31337 p1r4735 sometimes join the ranks of the mysterious Shadow Pirates.

ninja:ha! i have found you! now i shall avenge my family's honor!

pirate:psshh. piss off fuckface. yer mum liked it.

ninja: how dare you! devil! now you DIE!!

pirate: well, you are a sensitive boy aren't you? -proceeds to taunt ninja untill ninja rushes forward in a rage, trips ninja and takes his shoes and his wallet-

ninja: i will find you.....

pirate: bring yer sister. -walks away whistling-

2.

1. One who drinks rum, get angry, and stab things.

2. A sailing criminal who, sails on a ship, steals from other ships, lives without any law:only a set of morals, survives on goods stolen from other ships/ports.

1. "Yeah, he got mad, grabbed a large kitchen knife and killed those stuffed animals."

2. See such movies as Hook, Peter Pan, or Pirates of the Caribbean.

3.

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.

Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Pirate last night.

See blow job, head, bukkake, bj, oral

4.

1. n. Arch rival of the ninja.

2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.

2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.

5.

1. Always land on their feet

2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes

3. have dice

4. have guns

5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!

6. have cool ships

7. have better swords then ninjas

8. are all around better then ninjas

9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)

10. wear red on thursdays

11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!

12. polish their peg legs

13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap

14. Arrrrr! need i say more

15. pack a mean punch

16. always have the best snacks

17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them

18. start all the major fashion trends

19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas

20. know how to handle a lady

21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas

22. have pretty cool boots

23. get all the tasty rum

24. have pretty good cursive

25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas

26. are absolutley amazing!!!

ARRRR!

Arrr.. matey! I'm a pirate!

Joe: Dude, pirates rock.

Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas!

Cindy: My dad's a pirate.

Joe/Greg: Cool...

See dagget, whore, cool, arrr, rum

6.

1. In olden times, circa 1700's, pirates plunder the seas in search of treasure, fame, and fortune.

2. In today's society a "pirate" is now known as someone who "pirates" or steals music and downloads illegally from programs such as BitTorrent or Limewire.

1. "Pirates were often known for their knowing of great sword handling."

2. "Jeff is a pirate, he downloaded the new Aersosmith C.D. off of Limewire!"

See piracy, pirate, ship, sword, illegal

7.

A codeword for a good looking person. Good for when you're with you're girlfriends/gay friends and talk about the lucky fellow without their knowledge.

Pirate!!!!

What?! Where?!

Over by the gay porn! The one with the nipple ring!

See hottie, sexy, cute, yummy, delicious, pretty, humpable, adorable, gorgeous, sailor


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