Pirate Costume

What is Pirate Costume?


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A pirate costume consists most typically of three basic components:

- a shirt (not a t-shirt)

- full-length trousers

- a belt

- a vest

It is then accessorised with some of the following:

- a plastic or cardboard sword

- a headscarf or bandana

- a hook

- an eyepatch

- a parrot

The following rules concern the wearing of pirate costumes:

1. Each person may own only one pirate costume.

2. One must drink alcohol whenever wearing a pirate costume.

3. Pirate costumes may never be washed, unless the pirate jumps into a natural body of water while wearing the costume.

4. If three pirates high-five to a rule, then it becomes law for all pirates at all future pirate-nights.

5. Pirate laws may never be made up while not dressed as pirates.

6. Pirate costumes overrule any theme: i.e., one may go to any themed occasion at which there is alcohol in a pirate costume.

Terrance: I'm going to put on a pirate costume.

See pirate, alcohol, costume


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