What is Pirate Facial?
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The act of ejaculating in a girl's eye and subsequently kicking her in the shin. The resulting act of hopping on one leg and holding her eye gives her the appearance of a pirate.
"yo dude, I just gave your sister a pirate facial"
"aaarrrrgh"
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