Pirate Fart

What is Pirate Fart?

1.

the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.

I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.

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2.

n. A flatulence released while atop of a surf board in such a manner that the vibration is felt throughout the board while producing an odor so foul that your olifactories feel as if they had been attacked by a band of pirates. The flatulent must occur below the water and must be smelt above.

I would have been killed by that shark at Rodanthe Pier if it had not been for Brendon's pirate fart which swiftly disoriented the beast.

See farts, pirates, shart, surf, surfing, gnarly, shark
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