What is Pirate God?
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The Pirate God dwells in Antartica and has an elite following namely a guamish prophet, her chief apostle and her devoted disciples.
She has an army of piratey angels and is also protected by the prophets guamish hula girls and her chief apostles huma huma tribe.
In addition she has a backup army of gun-toting pigs.
Christian: I'm a christian
Me: I worship the pirate god of antartica
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