What is Pirate Head?
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the act of temporarily blinding a girl in the ocular facial region with ejaculatory fluids, after which she performs fellatio with one or both eyes closed due to said blinding, emulating a facial expression similar to that of a pirate.
Carl and Steve were reluctant to hearing about Jimmy's one night stand with the fat chick from Popeye's, but as soon as they heard she gave pirate head they were all ears.
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