Pirate Kick

What is Pirate Kick?


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When a girl is giving you head, pull it out and blast it in her eye. When she covers that eye up, kick her in the shins so she hops around on one leg like a pirate.

I pirate kicked that freak, and all she had to say was "ARRRRRRRRRRR"

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