Pirate Ninja

What is Pirate Ninja?


1.

Something that can never possibly exist due to the deep-rooted feud between ninjas and pirates. And also because ninjas and pirates are so played out already that if someone were to create a pirate ninja, it would be some kind of horrible clichéd supermonster that would not only knock you down with its peg-leg but would also give you a roundhouse kick to the face if you crossed its path.

Poor Johnny didn't even have a chance to defend himself when he accidentally stumbled upon a pirate ninja. But luckily since pirate ninjas can't exist, Johnny was thrown into an alternate parallel universe before the ninja pirate was able to attack.

See pirate, ninja, ninja pirate, peg-leg, roundhouse kick

2.

A ninja who has inherited some of the qualities of pirates, a typical example being their boldness (as ninjas are typically known for being stealthy at all times).

"That dude just killed twenty men without any warning, then ran off with all their women!"

"Fuckin' nuts!"

"Fuckin' pirate ninja"

3.

A pirate trained as a ninja (see pirate and ninja.) People who are trained in the noble art of the Ninjas while travelling the seas in a ship stealing booty and generally causing havok.

ME "I am a pirate ninja, HI - YARRR!"

BOB "are you? thats nice"

See ninja, pirate, ninjas, pirates, cheese, hi, yar, booty

4.

see: pinja

see also incompetent ass hats

pirate ninja fail at life

5.

A pirate Ninja is a member of the exclusive northern virginia gang located in reston. this gang has mad ninja skills and pirate anger.

see pirate and ninja if you still dont understanbd anything in that tiny brain of yours.

Internet person1: im a pirate ninja

Internet person2 :dam, youre a pirate ninja? you must have all black clothes andplunder all stealth?


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