What is Pirate Patch?
1.
the triangle of fabric in the back of thong underwear, referred to when it peeks out of the top of a woman's pants, named as such because of the two srings holding it up and the fact that it covers
"the brown eye"
she's not that hot but I can't help but look every time she bends over I find myself staring right at her pirate patch
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2.
taking immense pleasure in releasing faeces onto a womans eye thus making it appear as a pirates patch.
ooo aaargh bitch ur a real pirate now!!
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A zingerdoodle occurs when one; shotguns a beer, smokes a bowl and blows a vicodin.
Damn dude, I was fucked up after I did that Zingerd..