Pirate Pearls

What is Pirate Pearls?


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When receiving head from a girl, just as you're about to cum you pull out and poke her in one eye with your cock -- blinding her and making her scream "ARGGHHH." Then you give her a pearl necklace by firing a load on her neck.

I gave that girl some pirate pearls. Now she wears an eyepatch.

See blowjob, pearl necklace, cock, blind, pirate


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