Pirate Princess Edit Meaning

1. the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said ori..

1. Taking a burlap sack, or other sack like container, and capturing a hot girl so that you can have sex with her and/or keep her for sex l..

1. Using ones' online sexual prowess to persuade someone to purchase one a Nintendo Wii as a gift. John totally conned some old guy i..