Pirate Sandwich

What is Pirate Sandwich?


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When a friend knocks out at a party, ejaculate on one of his eyes. When he wakes up, punch him on that eye. He'll wake up grumpy with a squint on one eye screaming "aaaaaarrrgggh!"

"Claudio knocked out first, so i gave that bitch a pirate sandwich"

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