What is Pirate Suprise?
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When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.
The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.
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Noun: (slang) A female who tends to get little more than the head of a penis in her mouth while performing oral sex.
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Of wrapping one's hands around. Complete knowledge of a concept.
I have ziombiotic knowledge of this subject.
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