Pirate Texting

What is Pirate Texting?


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When someone gets very very drunk and decides it's a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt...except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye - like a pirate! Haha!

'OMG i was so drunk last night i ended up pirate texting Bill'

See pirating, drunken texting, regrets, one-eyed, drunk


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