What is Pirate Texting?
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When someone gets very very drunk and decides it's a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt...except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye - like a pirate! Haha!
'OMG i was so drunk last night i ended up pirate texting Bill'
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Crashing into a group of trees with your automobile.
After last night's Nature Bowling, I had to get a new windshield.
See nature..
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To have Anal Sex without any lube as they would in prison.
Oh man, last night I gave this fine bitch a prison hump, she screamed fer me..
