What is Pirate's Scratch?
1.
Occurs during a game of billiards, in which your opponent(s) accidentally hits the cue (white) ball into a pocket. You then proclaim the term "Pirate's Scratch." If delivered repetitively with the proper tone and dialect, your opponent will become extremely aggrivated. The need to know exactly what a "Pirate's Scratch" is will become overwhelming. At this point, you must make a habit of putting the word "Pirate" in front of every pool term. Oh yeah, it doesn't mean anything.
"I'm gonna combo the one to nine in the corner..."
(Cue ball falls into side pocket)
"Arrrrgh. That be a Pirate's Scratch."
See
Random Words:
1.
Wrong slang. It's supposed to be "I couldn't care less" - because I have no interest. "I could care less"..
1.
When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate..
