What is Pires?
1.
Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.
"I went down on this girl last night."
"Mott like a wich's cat?"
"No, very nice, a little Pires."
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2.
simply the most amazing, good looking, intellegent and , genrally, the best family to ever exist.
a member of the pires family is unrivalled in brilliance by anything to ever exist. including god.
man look at that guy , hes just so cool , how does he do it?
.........ah, he must be a pires!
3.
being very sly during a daily basis
Pires was very sly today.
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4.
A CLOWN of the highest order. A 'pires' sleeps in his own mess and enjoys fucking goats.
Oi Pires. stop sleeping in your own mess and fucking that goat you fanny!
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