What is Piss Boner?
1.
When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.
I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.
2.
An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.
Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?
3.
An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.
I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.
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4.
A guy wakes up with a piss boner when he doesn't totally unload before he goes to bed. This can be especially embarrassing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the
I laid in bed for at least an hour this morning and the piss boner I had never went down. I basically had to masturbate to get it to a size reasonable enough to get out of bed with.
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