Piss Bottle

What is Piss Bottle?


1.

A bottle of piss that is left outside one's door when this person/group has been too loud. In some cultures, the piss bottle is used to serve as a warning and is believed to strike fear and terror into the hearts of those who are too noisy while playing Mario Tennis at 4:30 A.M. In others, it is meant to appease the mighty Piss Gods. As for our culture, we haven't decided yet.

Earl: Hey Cletus, they's makin' noise again! Come piss in this here bottle and leave 'er outside ther door! Tha'll show 'em. An maybe the Piss Gods 'll be made happy and take way my here rash.

Cletus: I dun like those piss bottles. They's tastey drinkin' too!

2.

a bottle that is filled with pee - probably when there isn't a restroom around, such as on long car trips, or at the parents when showing face is not a wise idea, etc - hopefully a screw top for safe keeps

yo I can't believe that schiesty dude pissed in my cat's water cup, he really should of piss bottled it!!

See piss, bottle, pee, pissbottle

3.

When you and your friend are bored and you see and empty bottle and one or more of you have to pee, you open up the bottle and pee in it until its full. Then you go find someones house that you don't like and run up to the doorstep, take off the cover, lean it on the door, ring the doorbell and go watch the pee fall into the house from a safe distance.

dude we totally piss bottled that fag next door.


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