Piss Corn

What is Piss Corn?


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A very fun way to pass time with your friends and loved ones, but illegal in at least all countries.

1: Take a cooked corn cob

2: Use a syringe to remove the fluid from all the kernels

3: Replace fluid with urine

4: Throw urine-filled cob at an ambulance

Remember, the ambulance is the most important part. If pressed for time, the corn can be boiled in urine instead of having its fluid replaced manually, but this requires a large quantity of urine.

"Hey, Bob, you still getting refills on that Mountain Dew?"

"I sure am!"

"How's about we take that as an advantage to go piss corning with Larry, tonight?"

"Sounds just spiffy!"

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